P.E. Noire is a point-and-click adventure game set in Sunnyside Elementary School. You're a Hall Monitor! Help your fellow students and get the riff-raff in line, because the halls of this school are crawling with shady characters.

Controls :

  • left click - do things
  • u can't combine things in your inventory so don't try doing that
  • alt+f4 - cheat console

music by Grahm Nesbitt
everything else by Picogram

Made for Pigsquad's Summer Slow Jam 2018!

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HOW DO I OPEN  THE TOY BOX?

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That cafeteria food is looking real suspicious... Maybe you should try that out?

this game is nice :33333

Enjoyable game, witty narrative and loved the NPC sidequests

Mine is already open

how do i open the locker and how do i get melvin out

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Go to cafateria

Go to Cheffy

Click  on the hammer in inventory then click on his locker

BOOm

There

ayo wtf i'm called zane i'm in this game holy shit
not the same age tho

Me: I CANT BEAT THIS

'Clues click together'

Me: Satisfying

Through the whole thing I was just " Oh yeah, It's all coming together"

Amazing music, delightful writing, fun story, and the art is so nice to look at.

Finished in 5:32. Nice!

fun little game!

it was very hard but i like it

Great little game, if i was older i would give a quarters for this tiny jewel ;)

This was really fun!

just finished it, it so cute had to search up what to do at the end tho but very nice game:)

I was enjoying it until I was 20 minutes in and the game crashed

cool game

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Me at P.E be like :  Not like this game, but at least this game is good uh ye 

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An incredibly charming & well polished game!

Enjoyed my playthrough immensely, well worth it.

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That was good, and very funny. I did not read the instructions and spend quite a bit of time trying to combine items in the inventory. If only i knew about the cheat console before… :)

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This game is awesome! If you decide to update it at all, a soound effect when an item gets added into your inventory would be a welcome addition.

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The cheat console works great!

How do you open it?

it's a joke, it says in the controls to press alt+f4 

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very great game!

i finish the game love the art and all the task the misterys and helps your brain :)

thx 4 this wonderfull game!

im gonna reccomend this to my friends ;)

:DDD

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The mystery Mac get me hahahahah Love this game!

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This game was really enjoyable and fun! I will reccomend this to my friends :)

Wow I loveeeee it

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omgeeeze i love this

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This was such a cute little game! I had so much fun and the art was adorable! 


There's one tiny bug where the notification icon doesn't go away for a while but other than that it was super cute and fun! Hats off to you guys!

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HOW DO I DO THE RECORDER TINGY

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First, go to the math room and go get the recorder, then go to your locker and get the pencil. After that go to the lab and get the sock. Then go give the pencil to bimble. Then go get the sports ball which is the blacktop. Give the sock to Zane and pick up the toy. Go give the ball to Kimi and go outside to the front. Give the chewed pencil to Tatum. 

Go to the Cafeteria and put the toy in the mystery mac; then use the net to get it out. Hope this helped :)

thx

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thank youu

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Update on speedrun my next best time is 4m 30 seconds and 64 milliseconds. 

jeez good job man

Thank  you

Nice!

i just did a speedrun my time was 5m 11.91s

Love the game; I speedran it and my time was 6m and 8 milliseconds. 

That's my best time!

I love this game! It's short but very charming!

i finally checked out the game. this is so wonderful! ( ˙▿˙ )

I finally finished the game!

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Guys Just To Let You All Know You Do Not Need To Combine The Tape Recorder With Anything!

question, if i dowload the game and play a little then leave, will it save?

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excuse me, how do I combine stuff? like the cassette, battery and recorder plz help I'm kinda confused-

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