P.E. Noire is a point-and-click adventure game set in Sunnyside Elementary School. You're a Hall Monitor! Help your fellow students and get the riff-raff in line, because the halls of this school are crawling with shady characters.

Controls :

  • left click - do things
  • u can't combine things in your inventory so don't try doing that
  • alt+f4 - cheat console

music by Grahm Nesbitt
everything else by Picogram

Made for Pigsquad's Summer Slow Jam 2018!

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Awesome game! I loved all the jokes that came from mixing noir and elementary - it's hilarious :D

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the "cheat console" joke is genuinely not funny. i have shit on my computer and not everyone saves every five seconds

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if you dont know what alt+f4 does at this point then thats on you lmao

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dude that's a prank that people who thought they were smart played in *elementary school.* plus, if a game gives me instructions, i'm not exactly on the fucking watch based on the chance that it might be something to mess with me. there's no need to try and be condescending on a joke game that is *also* about elementary schoolers 

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Homie I could cook an egg on that hot head of yours.

if you think alt+f4 is gonna help you, well good luck!

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the writing is hilarious and the game is really fun!

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Fun

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a very charming game! Thoroughly enjoyed the writing, art, and mechanics. I would love to play a full game like this in the future :)

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"u can't combine things in your inventory so don't try doing that" *Proceds to try multiple times to combine objects because got lost on the last end*

Very fun game :D

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Very cute and charming.

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love the game

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It was so fun to play!

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How do i open the Toy? (from zane)

:)

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you gotta put it in that toxic macaroni

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I loved the game it was so fun to navigate through the clues and helping out  cheeky kids. Art style and the jazz in the background made it a million times more enjoyable like an 80's retro criminal movie. Amazing work !!!

That was an amazing game and concept.

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How do i combine the battery, cassette and tape recorder? I am very uneducated in the ways of old

Never mind, I didn't have to! Anyways, this was a great game! I loved the art style, the jazzy detective-themed music is immaculate! Overall great game!

Very cute! Question though: is there something we can do with the quarters besides give them to the nerdy kid? I avoided that and then had 11 at the end of the game.

This was fun! I had some trouble with the batteries but thanks to the comments I finished it. Loved the concept and the art :]

Absolutely love this game. Music, Dialogue, and Art really just were perfect. Would definitely play again. I recommend this to everyone on here. I need more!!!

how to get the net fot the batteries?

you have to give the crying girl out front something sad-looking :)

Thanks!!!!!, i finished it!

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Finished the game! It's so good. I enjoyed the art as well. However, I pity Melvin. I understand the hatred for PE. Overall, great game and art. I hope to play more games made by you hehe. 

Great art and wonderful dialogue! I love this~~ :3

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can anybody help? ive grabbed the key in the cafeteria yet it doesnt let me open the drawer

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It's in the bottom drawer in the math room.

This game was really cute! The idea of a kid with the same internal monologue as a noir detective was really well done, and quite unique. Enjoyable all around :)

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how do you get the batteries?

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put the outlaw laser robo geek in the macaroni thing in the cafeteria it will burn

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1I really like these types of games and yours definitely did not disappoint! I loved the storyline.

Keep making more!! 

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how do you combine to get a recorder?

Sir, it tells you in the description that you cannot combine stuff.

sorry sir

i see it now

i finished! very cute game :D

This game was so adorable!

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This was so much fun!

Amazing game idea and perfectly executed!

Cutest Game ever. Had me stumped at first. Great puzzles! I enjoyed it very much!

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Enjoyed the game! Reminded me of the movie "Brick" a little. Would love to see it grow with more cases to solve! Interface and gameplay was very straightforward (glad you included the comment about not trying to combine items within your inventory).

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Inseo

crying dogs and cats

It was so fun, I like to see more games like this!

My gameplay/guide

I won't be using this site (for editing videos), since the screen record editing is limited lol


(Let's not mind how horrible my gameplay is and the picture you see right now lol)

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is it just me or is Bill Cipher on the food chart?

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I keep getting stuck after getting the batteries out of the game console, my checklist only says i need to find where melvin is and no characters have anything left to say to me :( I try to talk to melvin but it keeps saying i need more evidence 

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you need to put the package into the mystery mac in the cafeteria

howd you get the batteries out im stumped

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use the net ( sorry im a lil late )

How did you finish it? Mine is saying the same thing. It sucks because I wanted to finish the game but now i'm about to give up. Same deal, got everything done got batteries and all but it says I need to figure out where he is. 

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how do you get the recorder to work? I tried combining items, but nothing happened.

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you dont have to do anything, just speak with melvin ( you probably figured that out )

how do I get the key for the desk?

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

check the vent in the cafeteria 

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1 word..  Meow.

(Yesh a catto)

Nice game, I felt like everything was a bit too obvious at the start but at the end you had me stumped. :D

The arrow UI that is supposed to lead to "The Front" is missing...

someone got me to press alt f4 when i was near the end so had to play it again... really good game though a little hard, I really enjoyed trying to figure things out and finally getting it right~

Cute! i love the detective vide, and music, and i'm all ears for busting a criminal. Lol, thank you so much for making this game. 10/10

Super duper cute and fun game. I loved the music and the art. The music gave it the feel of a detective game even though you're just a hall monitor busting a kid for forgery and giving him detention. 10/10.

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