P.E. Noire is a point-and-click adventure game set in Sunnyside Elementary School. You're a Hall Monitor! Help your fellow students and get the riff-raff in line, because the halls of this school are crawling with shady characters.

Controls :

  • left click - do things
  • u can't combine things in your inventory so don't try doing that
  • alt+f4 - cheat console

music by Grahm Nesbitt
everything else by Picogram

Made for Pigsquad's Summer Slow Jam 2018!

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where is the recorder HELP MEE

I enjoyed this game, had a few bugs on it but probably because I played it on browser lol

I can't find the recorder...HELP ME!!!

Well done

These low lives had nothing better to do than to play as an elementary hall monitor play the cynical detective... and we loved it! Thank you for making this! :D

 

This is a pretty great game!

The nurse dialogue is hilarious.

I can't find the key for the PE teacher?  I have looked closely at the cafeteria and either I'm missing something or there is a bug but 6/10.

click on the floor grate by the milk poster

Cheat console is so useful, thanks for putting it in the instructions!

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Really nice little game, I like the style and humor, a few things though;

Locking the cursor inside the window is really unnecessary and annoying, especially when there isn't an exit game button, not everybody is familiar with Alt+F4.

You can change room in the middle of dialogue, outta lock the player out of moving around until the dialogue finishes.

Using the sick notes on CC after paying to find out where Melvin is resets the progress for that on the clipboard checklist, at which point  you can no longer confront Melvin and need to restart the game..

You have to answer Gilbert twice either to pay him for Melvin's location or go away, pretty weird.

Clicking the quarters crashes the game with the following error message:

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FATAL ERROR in
action number 1
of Draw Event
for object obj_camera:

round argument 1 incorrect type (undefined) expecting a Number (YYGR)
at gml_Object_obj_camera_Draw_75
############################################################################################
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
stack frame is
gml_Object_obj_camera_Draw_75 (line -1)

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Is there a different way of getting the battery for the recorder, because I watched so many videos at that point but then I try it and it doesn't work ;-;

"alt+ F4 - cheat console" hmm......

This game was pretty good! I saw someone do a Let's Play of it and figured I had to check it out myself. Love the writing and the artstyle!

I appreciated the Frasier reference, haha. This was a fun game; thanks for making it, and keep up the good work.

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Nice game, but what are the quarters for? Red herring?

You pay gilbert with them

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u can just use the whistle on him tho

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In fact I used the whistle because I tried the quarters and they did not work...

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same!

love it 

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Made a fast walkthrougn for people who got stuck ^^

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Amazing.

This game was pretty funny and entertaining to play. I enjoyed it!

Clicked on the coins right after picking them up at the start. Got the following:

___________________________________________
############################################################################################
FATAL ERROR in
action number 1
of Draw Event
for object obj_camera:

round argument 1 incorrect type (undefined) expecting a Number (YYGR)
at gml_Object_obj_camera_Draw_75
############################################################################################
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
stack frame is
gml_Object_obj_camera_Draw_75 (line -1)

such a cute game!!

I... I just... it's... I don't know how to cope with a fourth-grader calling fellow students "sheeple". Amazing game, 10/10.

UwU

this text is what i want

This was so fun to play lol I kind of want another 

OMG  PART  TWO!!!  I  DONT WANT  THIS  TO  END!

can there be a sequel?!?!?! I'm not done but looking at the total playtime I want more

I love it!!

Sweet game! The art is cute and the writing really funny, remainds me of Disneys Filmore.

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How do I confront Melvin?

Absolutely great game! I had so much fun playing it!!!!!!!

HARDLY AWSEMe



this font is cool

loved this game. an absolute classic. laugh out loud writing and excellent pixel art

what's the frog pencil for?

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I'm curious as well. I completed the game, but I have no idea what the frog pencil was for? I'm assuming it may just be because you lose the pencil that was inside your locker so it's like an upgraded pencil, but not sure.

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I seem to be totally stuck, no one has anything to say to me :( Got a bunch of stuff but can't figure out how/where I am supposed to use it.

Here is what I got; eventually spoilers
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you put the robo geek in the mack and chees

How do I confront melvin?

You just go And talk to him

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Ok

me too

very pretty, fun, and just difficult enough for a game like this :) thank you!

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how do you get the bug net

give the chewed up pencil to the girl left of C.C  



How to get the chewed up pencil: Give the pencil to the fat kid

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Dont know what to do after i collect the game from the sockless kid

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Finally sent that Melvin to detention.
I enjoyed the game. I even played it again from beginning to see the response of the dialogue :D.

Also there was a bug after choosing choice dialogue with Gilbert, the choice appeared again in next dialogue. 

Other than that, great job.

I can't get past the key in the math room part. There is nothing there!

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Use key on the bottom drawer in the desk to the left

Thank you so much!

go to the cafiteria and click on the vent thing

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