P.E. Noire is a point-and-click adventure game set in Sunnyside Elementary School. You're a Hall Monitor! Help your fellow students and get the riff-raff in line, because the halls of this school are crawling with shady characters.

Controls :

  • left click - do things
  • u can't combine things in your inventory so don't try doing that
  • alt+f4 - cheat console

music by Grahm Nesbitt
everything else by Picogram

Made for Pigsquad's Summer Slow Jam 2018!

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PE Noire (michaelsoft binboz).exe 37 MB

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Finally sent that Melvin to detention.
I enjoyed the game. I even played it again from beginning to see the response of the dialogue :D.

Also there was a bug after choosing choice dialogue with Gilbert, the choice appeared again in next dialogue. 

Other than that, great job.

I can't get past the key in the math room part. There is nothing there!

Sriously an amaxing game, super fun and funny-plus im in love with the art style. 100% reccomend!!

I absolutely love everything about this game! I'm stuck on the part with the (spoilers) bug net though; when I try to select the mac n' cheese with it, it isn't working. I'd love to play the rest of the game, so while I'll keep trying, if anyone has any advice that would be great! 

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You'll need to put the toy in the mac n' cheese first so that the batteries fall into it, if you've already done that though then I'm not sure. Best of luck!

Ok!! Sorry for the trouble and thank you so much!!

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No need to apologize at all, I'm happy to help! No problem! <3

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Game is fun I will admit but I don't know how to open the game the kid had

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Drop it in the mac n' cheese in the cafeteria!

One of our best discoveries of yesterday in livestream :) 


Love this!

Loved it! Two things:

1. is the principal's warning true? is there a way to fail?

2. the references to "erosion" re: the mystery mac would likely be better termed "corrosion" (look it up, I might be wrong)

This game is so much fun! I played with a friend and we were both absolutely charmed by the art, writing, and music. It works so well, and if you consider making a full game I know many people would be interested

Reminded me of Chet Gecko Private Eye.

Quite funny! Loved this parody game, it feels just right. 

The setting was excellent, hope we'll see it in a sequel some day!

the cheat codes really helped. you should try it!!

Love everything about this game!!! The concept drew me in immediately, and the tone/humor got me hooked. Great art, great music, love the writing, fun character designs, and the puzzles were pretty satisfying to solve.

This was a hilarious game with some super sharp writing. I would love a full length game or even a series with the same characters and humor.

Some of my favorite lines:

"detention industrial complex"

"big dairy"

"these booboos are on the inside"

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i need help, im stuck trying to get a working recorder

use the cheat codes (not really)

Oh my god this was so cute and fun. Your art style is so crisp and fun, and the dialogue is way too snappy and perfect.

I loved it! The art style is great and the dialogue was really funny. I'd love to play a longer version / sequel someday! :)

I finished it in the browser, but I tried downloading the game, and the zip seems to be an empty file?


oh no! I'm glad you enjoyed it, though! I'll get it fixed as soon as I'm back home!

Um... Now it says "The developer has not uploaded a game yet..." at the top of the page, there are no files to download, and the game is not even playable in the browser anymore. What's going on?

Sorry! I deleted the old download file as it wasn't working, but I deleted one too many files :U

Both the download and browser game should be working! Sorry about the mess

Alright, it works fine now. Thank You! :)

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Really enjoyable story, solid mechanics, and interesting characters! And the sound design/music are excellent. Thank you!

This artwork is super inviting. Wrote a little review about it to tell our small fanbase:

https://peachscastle.com/games/adventure/pe-noire/

i cant play it it`s messed up

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What's going on with the game? Are you using the download or playing in-browser?

So fucking good! I want a full game with this style and narrative. <3

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One day!!! <3

Made a video

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Thank you so much for playing it!!! Loved the voice acting haha

Happy you enjoyed it and would love to see more added to this game it's a really fun world that can be developed further.

Utterly charming game.  Very cleverly written. I could play a much longer game like this.

Thank you! I may add on more when I have the time to! Definitely enjoyed making this!

VERY VERY GOOD

Amazing game! I loved the art and the UI was very sleek as well! The writing was terrific too and gave me a good laugh. I hope you make more games like these!

In the future, for sure! I'm glad that you enjoyed it!!

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I WANT A DOWNLOAD

that cheat console's  pretty nifty

Added one! Hopefully it works for you!

Thanks a lot!

Um I can't figure out how to open the game...

Just extract the contents of the zip to a folder and then open up the index.html file!

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It keeps giving me this message... Will I have to follow the steps on the page and download an application or is there an easier way? Thanks! 

really nice

Thank you!

This is the best thing I've played all year.........!!!!!!!!! It's SO FUNNY ✨✨✨ I love it so much!!!

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<3 I'm really glad you enjoyed it so much!!!