How do I confront Melvin?
P.E. Noire is a point-and-click adventure game set in Sunnyside Elementary School. You're a Hall Monitor! Help your fellow students and get the riff-raff in line, because the halls of this school are crawling with shady characters.
- left click - do things
- u can't combine things in your inventory so don't try doing that
- alt+f4 - cheat console
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Absolutely great game! I had so much fun playing it!!!!!!!
this font is cool
loved this game. an absolute classic. laugh out loud writing and excellent pixel art
what's the frog pencil for?
I seem to be totally stuck, no one has anything to say to me :( Got a bunch of stuff but can't figure out how/where I am supposed to use it.
you put the robo geek in the mack and chees
very pretty, fun, and just difficult enough for a game like this :) thank you!
how do you get the bug net
Dont know what to do after i collect the game from the sockless kid
Finally sent that Melvin to detention.
I enjoyed the game. I even played it again from beginning to see the response of the dialogue :D.
Also there was a bug after choosing choice dialogue with Gilbert, the choice appeared again in next dialogue.
Other than that, great job.
I can't get past the key in the math room part. There is nothing there!
Use key on the bottom drawer in the desk to the left
go to the cafiteria and click on the vent thing
Sriously an amaxing game, super fun and funny-plus im in love with the art style. 100% reccomend!!
I absolutely love everything about this game! I'm stuck on the part with the (spoilers) bug net though; when I try to select the mac n' cheese with it, it isn't working. I'd love to play the rest of the game, so while I'll keep trying, if anyone has any advice that would be great!
You'll need to put the toy in the mac n' cheese first so that the batteries fall into it, if you've already done that though then I'm not sure. Best of luck!
Game is fun I will admit but I don't know how to open the game the kid had
One of our best discoveries of yesterday in livestream :)
Loved it! Two things:
1. is the principal's warning true? is there a way to fail?
2. the references to "erosion" re: the mystery mac would likely be better termed "corrosion" (look it up, I might be wrong)
This game is so much fun! I played with a friend and we were both absolutely charmed by the art, writing, and music. It works so well, and if you consider making a full game I know many people would be interested
Reminded me of Chet Gecko Private Eye.
Quite funny! Loved this parody game, it feels just right.
The setting was excellent, hope we'll see it in a sequel some day!
the cheat codes really helped. you should try it!!
Love everything about this game!!! The concept drew me in immediately, and the tone/humor got me hooked. Great art, great music, love the writing, fun character designs, and the puzzles were pretty satisfying to solve.
This was a hilarious game with some super sharp writing. I would love a full length game or even a series with the same characters and humor.
Some of my favorite lines:
"detention industrial complex"
"these booboos are on the inside"
i need help, im stuck trying to get a working recorder
Oh my god this was so cute and fun. Your art style is so crisp and fun, and the dialogue is way too snappy and perfect.
I loved it! The art style is great and the dialogue was really funny. I'd love to play a longer version / sequel someday! :)
I finished it in the browser, but I tried downloading the game, and the zip seems to be an empty file?
oh no! I'm glad you enjoyed it, though! I'll get it fixed as soon as I'm back home!
Um... Now it says "The developer has not uploaded a game yet..." at the top of the page, there are no files to download, and the game is not even playable in the browser anymore. What's going on?
Really enjoyable story, solid mechanics, and interesting characters! And the sound design/music are excellent. Thank you!
This artwork is super inviting. Wrote a little review about it to tell our small fanbase:
i cant play it it`s messed up
So fucking good! I want a full game with this style and narrative. <3
Made a video
Thank you so much for playing it!!! Loved the voice acting haha
Utterly charming game. Very cleverly written. I could play a much longer game like this.
VERY VERY GOOD
Amazing game! I loved the art and the UI was very sleek as well! The writing was terrific too and gave me a good laugh. I hope you make more games like these!
I WANT A DOWNLOAD
that cheat console's pretty nifty
Added one! Hopefully it works for you!
Thanks a lot!
Um I can't figure out how to open the game...
This is the best thing I've played all year.........!!!!!!!!! It's SO FUNNY ✨✨✨ I love it so much!!!